Dyslexics Untie! Dyslexia is a pain in the ass so lets have a little fun with it.

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Constipated People Crap Constipated people don’t give a crap.	Gun Carrying Postal Workers Guns don’t kill people postal workers do.	Ducks in a Row Tees Get you ducks in a row with this killer shirt.
Lord Save Me Lord save me from your followers.	Microwaving Cats Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.	Laugh and Pee Sometimes I pee when I laugh.
MySpace Profile Shirts You looked better on MySpace.	Iraq War Sucks Iraq sucks. Plain and simple.	Wi-Fi Zone Gifts Be a tech geek and show your Wi-Fi.
Meet My Mother If you think I’m a bitch you should meet my mother.	My Parents Said . . . I could become anything I want. So I became an asshole.	Sexist Broads Shirts Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that.
Reality Gifts Reality. No matter how good she looks right now…	Trailer Trash Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park.	Trailer Trash II Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park.
Getting Married His Gifts Getting married was his idea!	Getting Married her Gifts Getting married was her idea!	You Still Talking Despite the look on my face. You are still talking?
Confused Shirts I’m confused. No wait… Maybe I’m not.	Let Me Drop Everything Let me drop everything and work on your &$^# problem.	Let Me Drop Everything II Let me drop everything and work on your problem.
Life is not Permanent Apparel Don’t take life too seriously. It isn’t permanent.	Your Point of View I am trying to see things from your point of view…	Stop Talking Despite the look in my face you are still talking.
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Life Is Like a Bra Life is like a good bra. Hard to find …	Gas Price Gifts Assume the position.	Host Monkey Wanted Subject has a warrant in the State of California If found contact …
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Jesus Was Wrong If you think Jesus is a black woman you may be onto something.	Jesus Was Wrong II If you think Jesus is a black woman you may be onto something.	Jesus is a Black Woman If you think Jesus is a black woman you may be onto something.
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